domingo, 5 de junho de 2022

Fourth Brazilian wave in the USA

Roberto da Silva Rocha, university professor and political scientist
Fourth Brazilian wave in the USA
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Brazilians arrive like Tsunami to the USA and bring their American friends to their knees with unbelievable performances for a non-Anglo-Saxon, Catholic country that doesn't speak English.

Leaving the North Americans on their knees, they invaded Carnagie Hall and broke into the White House, made Frankie Sinatra sing in Portuguese and made Ella Fritzgerald regret not having been born in Bahia de São Salvador, was the result of the Bossa Nova avalanche, where they took the Jazz gave the drummer a shot of caipirinha and when Jonny Elf woke up from his hangover he was with a derived beat on the piano and speaking in English in that rhythm that sounded like jazz with broken chairs and soft knees.

The next wave was the assault of the USA by the Brazilians in Formula Indy, which is the North American specialty, our Rat Emmo scored two victories in Indianapolis, the Americans know that the best Formula One drivers in Europe do not face the 800 km oval without being able to turn the steering wheel to the right, without taking the foot off the accelerator with force g in the neck for two straight hours, going over pieces of the stupid cars that are going to shreds on the wall of the lane of death, here comes Castroneves and stamps three more times, and Tonny Kanaã comes, and half English and half Brazilian Gil de Ferran, then many came and they didn't end up in the wave of the green and yellow plague.

The third wave was the Brazilian JiuJutsu stranglers, which even the Japs learned with the Grace family from the Amazon jungle, tying their legs to the big guys, and then came the capoeirista, the capoeira from Paraná, the playful nigga called "I'm going to put you to sleep " Anderson Silva, and came in clouds of locusts destroying the Americans in the Octagon, total domination of the strength and technique of the Brazilians.

Then came the fourth wave of Brazilians in the US, it was in Soccer, which is football played with their feet in the land of Riggby that they call football but which is played with their hands and a lot of shielding against shocks and a lot of crazy beating that Americans love but that is totally disconnected from the world like jaboticaba in Brazil. With six world championships, Brazil is the mecca of world football. We sent none other than Pele to the New York Cosmos to give European style football a calibrate.

Roberto da Silva Rocha, professor universitário e cientista político

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