Roberto da Silva Rocha, university professor and political scientist
Grandpa asked to stop comedies
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It was supposed to be funny, but the laughter ended, a lot of people laughed a lot, they are crude, brutes, we are refined, those brutes will miss the afternoon snack at MC Donalds, they will have to travel to China to eat the Big Mac with Coke.
Grandpa said like every grandpa:
- Boy! put on your pants and slippers before leaving Kiev, take your umbrella because it's going to rain bombs!
The comedian laughed and drew a picture of the sun on the street with a piece of charcoal, as children do to attract the sun and stop the rain.
Grandpa repeated that it was no longer an age to play with serious things.
- When they cut MC Donalds from there, we will receive many Russian tourists here on the weekend who will fill the subway stations with those famous lines of 5000 people at the MC Donalds counter, and we will only serve those who have the European passport from EU, and if you're gone in the NATO uniform.
Grandpa said he can keep the supply of Coca Cola only as far as Kiev, but not during the rain, if it rains they will also run out of Big Mac in Kiev.
The stubborn comedian has secured a clandestine supply line from Poland only to Ukraine but Lugansk, Donetsk, Dombass, Crimea will no longer receive a glass of Coca Cola and Big Mac.
No milk shake, no coca cola, no big mac now the comedian draws rain on paper and sent it to all EU presidents threatening everyone with rain, we closed the milk shake pipelines to Europe and now without wheat there's no more bread to make big mac.
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