ʻO ka Hoʻohaʻahaʻa ʻana i ka ʻoiaʻiʻo
Ehia mau ʻano kanaka e hiki ai?
E hoʻopilikia kupanaha nā ʻano moʻokalaleo a me nā hana noʻeau kanaka i nā mea kālaihonua e hiki mai ana i 2,500 mau makahiki mai kēia manawa, a me nā anthropologists e aʻo ana i kā mākou hana o kēia manawa, e like me nā mea kālaihonua a me nā anthropologists o kēia wā e aʻo ana i nā koena o ka wā i hala o ke kanaka mai nā tausani o nā makahiki i hala aku nei, e hoʻāʻo ana e kuhi a hoʻomaopopo i ka moʻomeheu a me ka ʻenehana i hoʻokomo ʻia i loko o ke ʻano kanaka o nā au i hala aku nei i nā tausani o nā makahiki BC. Me ka ʻole o kēia hoʻololi ʻana o ke ʻano a me ka hoʻomaopopo ʻana i nā au i hala, ʻaʻole hiki ke wehewehe a hoʻomaopopo i kahi moʻomeheu mamao i kēia lā.
Loaʻa iā mākou ka ʻano o ka pōʻaiapili a me ke ʻano ma ke ʻano he mau mea hana noʻonoʻo a me nā ala e wehewehe hou ai, i kēlā me kēia au i hala, pololei ka honua i nalowale i ka mōʻaukala o ka wā i hala.
Akā, he mea hiki ʻole ke luʻu i loko o ka wā i hala me ko mākou mau manaʻo hoʻohewa a me nā ʻano pilikino e hana ana ma ke ʻano he mau pale a me nā kānana ideological, ʻo ka mea nui ka manaʻo hoʻohewa i ka manaʻo o ka holomua a me ke au hou. Manaʻo mau mākou he ʻoi aku ka holomua o kā mākou ʻenehana a me ka ʻike o kēia manawa ma mua o ko ko mākou mau kūpuna ma nā ʻepekema a me nā aʻo ʻike āpau.
E haʻi ʻia aku ana ka honua ua luku ʻia, ua hoʻopau ʻia, i ka lā e nalowale ai nā ʻInikini Bolivian me ko lākou mau lole, mele, meaʻai, ʻōlelo Quechua, i ka wā e pau ai ka Inu ma ka Pole ʻĀkau, a me ka Maori ma Zealand a me ka Tikuna.
ʻAʻole ia he kelepona paʻalima ma ka lima o kahi Xavante, ʻaʻole hoʻi he kaʻa pika Hilux e hoʻopau ana i ke kanaka a me ka nohona ʻōiwi; ola mākou me ka funk, farofa, Sertanejo i waenakonu o ka globalization, a me McDonald's, Big Macs, chayote steak, a me karaoke.
Akā, ʻo ka mea hiki ke hoʻopau i ka honua, ʻo ia ka hoʻomanawanui i hoʻokumu ʻia. ʻOiai ʻo ka ʻoiaʻiʻo ua hānau ʻia a make nā kānaka ma nā wahi mamao o Mekiko, Peru, a me ka Upper Xingu me ka lohe ʻole ʻana iā Madonna, Neymar, a i ʻole Biden, ʻaʻole loa i ʻike i kahi bila kālā—ʻo ia mau ʻAmelika e manaʻo nei iā lākou iho he ao holoʻokoʻa, e like me kā John Lennon i ʻōlelo ai, "ʻOi aku koʻu kaulana ma mua o Iesū Kristo"—ua hoʻohana au i koʻu wā ʻōpio ma Brasília i nā makahiki kanahiku e hoʻolohe ana i ke mele o ka hui mele ʻAmelika ʻo Earth, Wind & Fire me ka ʻike ʻole he ʻEleʻele lākou, ma muli o ke kānāwai ma Brazil i kaupalena i ka moʻomeheu haole, ma muli o ka monopoly moʻomeheu o ka pūnaewele kīwī Globo.
A, me ka ʻike ʻole ua lanakila ʻo Mike Tyson i kāna poʻokela hoʻokūkū mokomoko mua no ka mea ʻaʻole i hoʻolaha ʻia kāna epic haʻuki e ka pūnaewele kīwī Globo ikaika.
A, ʻoiai ma ka USSR mua (Union of Soviet Socialist Republics), ʻaʻole hiki iā lākou ke pale aku i ka lawe pio ʻana i nā jeans waiwai nui a i ʻole nā cigarette ʻAmelika; ua ʻike lākou aia ka gum chewing, me ka ʻole o ka nau ʻana i hoʻokahi.
Ke koi nei nā palapala hoʻomana i ka manaʻoʻiʻo i ka mea ʻike ʻole ʻia, e kamaʻilio ana me ka mea ʻike ʻole ʻia he kuli a makapō; ʻōlelo nā puke hoʻomana e pili ana i nā mana supernatural.
ʻŌlelo nā moʻolelo mōʻaukala e pili ana i nā poʻe i hana i ka mea hiki ʻole, e hele ana ma Cape Horn no ka manawa mua mai ʻEulopa mai, akā ua hele nā Azetecs a me Incas ma laila i nā tausani makahiki ma mua o ka poʻe ʻEulopa.
Hōʻike mau ka mōʻaukala i kahi koa haʻahaʻa, he ʻano kanaka wiwo ʻole; e helu ʻia a hana pono ʻia nā mea āpau i loko o kāna papa inoa, e hoʻolei ana i nā mea āpau banal a maʻamau, nā hana koa hiki ʻole ke manaʻoʻiʻo ʻia, e like me ka wā i hoʻohiwahiwa ʻia ai ʻo Caramuru mai ka moʻolelo o Caminha ma ka hoʻoheheʻe ʻana i ka wai a pahū ka pauka pū i mua o ka poʻe ʻōiwi, a i ʻole ke kilokilo a Prince Henry the Navigator ma mua o ka poʻe ʻōiwi i hypnotized ʻia e kēlā mau extraterrestrials i hele mai mai kahi ʻole.
He mea paʻakikī iaʻu ke manaʻoʻiʻo ua hahai ka French Revolution i ka palapala i haʻi ʻia ma nā puke mōʻaukala, kahi e wehe ʻia ai ma ke ʻano linear e like me ka palapala kiʻiʻoniʻoni, me ka ʻole o nā kuʻia a me nā kānalua, kahi i ʻike ʻole ʻia ai nā mea kākoʻo nui i kākoʻo i ka moʻolelo holoʻokoʻa: ke kuke, ke kauwā nāna i mālama i ka lua paʻakikī, nā mea humuhumu, nā mea pāpale - ʻaʻohe o ia mea i loko o ka puke mōʻaukala. Inā ʻaʻole lākou i hāʻawi i kēlā mau lole kaumaha a pipiʻi ʻo Robespierre i lawe i nā hola e komo ai a wehe, nā wigs a me nā mea hoʻonaninani i lawe i nā hola e hoʻomākaukau ai no ka trousseau o nā mea nui i komo, ka hoʻomākaukau ʻana i nā haʻiʻōlelo, nā hale lio i koho i nā lio e hoʻohana ʻia no nā kaʻa—he honua paʻakikī, pono ʻole, ma lalo o ka honua. ʻAʻohe mea maʻalahi a wikiwiki paha; ʻaʻohe lole mākaukau e ʻaʻahu, ʻaʻohe hale kūʻai lole a i ʻole nā hale hana kāmaʻa i hana mua ʻia. Hana lima ʻia nā mea āpau a hana ʻia me ka hoʻopilikino. ʻAʻohe helu mannequin no nā lole a i ʻole nā kāmaʻa; ʻo ka wāwae hema he kiʻi aniani o ka ʻākau; nā mikina lima... Nā pālule, nā pālule, nā kiʻi e hāpai i nā lole.
No laila, ʻaʻole mākou i maopopo loa i ke ʻano o ka wā ma mua, me kāna ʻōlelo hoʻokiʻekiʻe, maʻamau i nā manawa a pau i ke kanaka ʻelua, piha i nā huaʻōlelo mahalo e like me "Your Grace," "ʻoukou a pau," a me ka poʻe i loaʻa kahi ʻōlelo a me ka huaʻōlelo ʻokoʻa i mamao loa mai nā ʻaha hoʻokolokolo.
ʻO ke ʻano o nā moʻolelo pōkole kahi i moeʻuhane ʻia ai nā moʻolelo a me nā moʻolelo kaʻao, e like me nā ho'ōla mana, ke ʻano o nā elves... ʻO nā dwarves kilokilo, nā fairies, a me nā daimonio e pono ai ke kipaku ʻia; ua puhi ʻia ka poʻe me ka lauoho ʻulaʻula no ka mea ua like lākou me nā wehewehe ʻana o nā daimonio me ka lauoho ʻā; ua hoʻoweliweli nā pōpoki pō leo ʻole a pohihihi i nā ʻuhane o kānaka a ua hoʻomaʻau ʻia e like me nā hōʻailona ʻino.
A laila lawe mai ka post-truth hou iā mākou i ka hoʻomau ʻana o ka honua moʻolelo me nā huaʻōlelo a me nā manaʻo weliweli no ka mea he simulation lākou o ka moemoeā o ka poʻe makemake e hoʻokaʻawale iā lākou iho mai ke kaiāulu waiwai o kēia wā i kahi kipaku noʻonoʻo manawaleʻa, e pale ana i kā lākou mau manaʻo pilikino schizophrenic e like me:
1 - He pālahalaha ka honua;
2 - Lanakila ʻo US ma ka heihei lewa: me nā lula ʻole, me nā pahuhopu ʻole, me nā lā ʻole, a me nā metric i hoʻokumu mua ʻia;
3 - Hoʻomehana honua Anthropogenic;
4 - Pepehi kanaka Femicidal;
5 - Nā Cryptocurrencies o ke kumu pohihihi;
6 - ʻO ka moekolohe transgender ma ke ʻano he koho;
7 - Hanana pseudo-mōʻaukala i kapa ʻia ʻo Cold War;
8 – Ka Wā o ka Pale Hao;
9 – Ke kumumanaʻo Big Bang, ka hoʻomaka ʻana o ke ao holoʻokoʻa, ka lewa, a me ka manawa;
10 – Ka lua ʻeleʻele;
11 – Ke kumumanaʻo o ka ulu ʻana o nā ʻano;
12 – Ke kaulike o ke kāne a me ke wahine;
13 – Aia kekahi puke ma ke kumumanaʻo politika e hōʻike ana i ke aupuni maikaʻi loa a me ka ʻōnaehana o ka mokuʻāina a me ke aupuni?
14 – Ua koho ʻia ʻo Stevie Wonder lāua ʻo Ray Charles e milo i nā noho ma ka ʻaha hoʻokolokolo o The Voice, AGT;
15 – ʻAʻohe mea nui i ka nui o nā poʻo inoa a me nā kūlana a kekahi mea hoʻokele Formula One e hōʻiliʻili ai a hiki i ka hopena o ke ao nei, ua wehewehe ʻia ka mea hoʻokele maikaʻi loa ma ka honua e ka manaʻo o ka lehulehu;
16 – Ua hana ʻia ke kumu hoʻohālike kaʻa VW kaulana loa ma mua o ka noho ʻana o ka hale hana VW, e kekahi ʻenekinia mai Czechoslovakia ma ka hale hana TATRA.
17 – ʻO Manaus ka Hema o Paris ma mua o ka biopiracy o ka lāʻau rubber; 17 – ʻO ke kanaka mōʻaukala wale nō i pāpā ʻia kona inoa mai nā ʻōlelo ʻana ʻo Adolf Hitler;
18 – Ua hoʻomaka ʻia ʻo Coca-Cola ma ke ʻano he lāʻau lapaʻau i lilo i wai huaʻai.
19 – He mōhai hoʻomana ka kokoleka mai ka hoʻomana Mayan i lilo i mea ʻono Komohana;
20 – He kaikamahine maikaʻi ka "gata"; he kaikamahine moekolohe ka "cachorra";
21 – ʻO ka "cobra" ka mea a lākou e kapa aku ai i kahi mea akamai loa; ʻo ka "porca" ka mea a lākou e kapa aku ai he kanaka mālama ʻole;
22 – Inā ʻaʻohe ʻaoʻao o ka pōʻai, no ke aha mākou e kapa aku ai iā ia ʻo waho a me loko o ka pōʻai?
23 – Pehea ka lōʻihi o kahi kiko?
24 – Hoʻohewa nā Vegan i ka hoʻoluhi ʻana i nā holoholona no ka mea ua manaʻo ʻia he naʻaupō nā mea kanu;
25 – Ma ka ʻōlelo a ke Akua, ʻaʻohe puke i kākau ʻia e ke Akua, ʻaʻole hoʻi ʻo Iesū, ʻo nā mea waena wale nō.
26 – Wahi a nā mea kilo hōkū - nā mea wahaheʻe nui loa i waena o nā ʻano ʻepekema āpau - ua hānau ʻia nā mea āpau ma ke ao holoʻokoʻa mai nā pahū a i ʻole nā kuʻi ʻana. He aha ka hana hoʻokamakama kolohe!
27 – Hoʻopau nui ka US i ka ikehu e hoʻopau ana a wāwahi i nā pūʻali koa i loko o nā kikowaena kaua liʻiliʻi (859 mau kahua koa ma 87 mau ʻāina);
28 – Ua wāwahi ʻia nā kahua ʻAmelika, ua ʻoki ʻia, a ua maʻalahi ke komo ʻana a puni ka honua;
29 – Hoʻolaha ka US State Department i nā kipi kala, e uku ana i nā poʻe kālai'āina a me nā limahana koa a puni ka honua;
30 – Hoʻolilo ka US i ka hoʻoikaika: kiu, kaohi, a me ke komo ʻana i nā papahana nukelea a me nā mea kaua hoʻolālā ma mua o 190 mau ʻāina;
31 – ʻAʻole i māhele ʻia nā loaʻa mai ka hoʻohana ʻana i nā monopolies colonial, a i ka hopena, he 700,000 mau limahana home ʻole ka heluna kanaka US o 310 miliona e noho ana i loko o kā lākou mau kaʻa;
32 – ʻAʻohe mea i loaʻa i ka heluna kanaka US maʻamau mai nā mokulele mokulele nukelea 11;
33 – ʻAʻole loaʻa i ka heluna kanaka hoʻokahi keneta i kēlā me kēia manawa e luku ai ka US i kahi ʻāina, hoʻouka kaua i kahi mokuʻāina, a hoʻokahuli i kahi aupuni;
34 – Ke piʻi nei ka maʻi noʻonoʻo a me ka home ʻole ma ʻAmelika Hui Pū ʻIa me ka nui o nā koa mua a me ka poʻe i hōʻino kino a me ka naʻau e nā kaua pau ʻole no 225 mau makahiki me ka ʻole o hoʻokahi lā o ka hoʻomaha koa.
35 – Ua kū mai ma mua o 40,000 mau ʻaoʻao a i ʻole nā hoʻomana mai nā wehewehe like ʻole o ka Baibala Iudaio a me ka canon post-Constantine Christian a Jesuit paha, mai kekahi o nā mana 8 o nā Baibala mua;
36 – Ma mua o 6,000 mau akua ma nā hoʻomana nui: Buddhism, Hinduism, Katolika, Kristiano(s), Shintoism, Islam; ʻo wai o nā akua?
37 – Ma nā koho balota demokalata o ka demokalata maikaʻi loa ma ka honua, ʻo ʻAmelika Hui Pū ʻIa, ʻo ka moho pelekikena e loaʻa ana nā balota kaulana loa e lanakila i ke koho balota ʻelele ma nā ʻaha kūkā.
38 – ʻAʻohe kanaka i hehi i kona wāwae ma ka mahina: he manaʻo wale nō kēia me ka ʻole o ka hōʻoia, me ka ʻole o ke kuleana e nīnau iā ia;
39 – Hiki i kekahi ke hana i kekahi ʻōlelo, me ka ʻole o ka pono o ke ʻano hana ʻepekema a i ʻole ka hahai ʻana i nā ʻano hana noiʻi ʻepekema, ma muli wale nō o ke kumumanaʻo o ke kūʻokoʻa o ka hōʻike ʻana: he manaʻo ʻē aʻe ka ʻepekema;
40 – Ua hāʻule ka moʻolelo o ka machismo me kahi uē hoʻokahi, me ka make ʻole, me ke kaua ʻole, me ka kipi ʻole. No laila, ʻo ka hoʻoluhi hewa ʻana o ke kāne i nā kenekulia he wahine wale nō ia.
41 – ʻO nā wahine hoʻokamakama he waihona mau ia o ka hana wahine wale nō ma o ka mōʻaukala kanaka;
42 – ʻO ka Feminism kēia: ʻo nā kāne o kēia wā i hiki ʻole ke hoʻoluhi i nā wāhine i ka wā ma mua no ka mea ʻaʻole lākou i hānau ʻia ua hoʻopiʻi ʻia he poʻe hoʻoluhi e nā wāhine o kēia wā i hoʻoluhi ʻole ʻia e nā kāne i ka wā ma mua no ka mea ʻaʻole lākou i hānau ʻia.
43 – ʻO ke ola ma hope o ka make e like me ka hana ʻana i nā lako mai ka lanahu. Ua make ʻoe a ola paha; ʻaʻole hiki iā ʻoe ke ola-make me ke kino ʻole.
44 – ʻO nā mea ola ʻole a me nā UFO a i ʻole USO aia ma ke ʻano like me: nā ʻānela, nā akua, nā goblins, nā elves, nā fairies, Santa Claus, ka uila, ka makani, nā helu, ka ʻeha, ka ʻono; ʻaʻohe mea i ʻike iā lākou, akā aia lākou i nā manaʻo kanaka āpau, ka noʻonoʻo, a me ka ʻike.
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