domingo, 10 de julho de 2022

Nelson's son-in-law

Roberto da Silva Rocha, university professor and political scientist
Nelson's son-in-law
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- Fuck you, you Dutch pig!

- Shut your mouth, you asshole!

 -Are you going to give me a grandson, you brocha?

- I don't need your permission, I'm not a retired bum!

- You called Neguinho neguinho, in Brazil neguinho calls white people neguinho, everyone is neguinho but the neguinho don't like it when neguinho calls the neguinho neguinho, if the neguinho is not neguinho; so neguinho offends the neguinho when neguinho calls the neguinho neguinho. Easy.

I have three, you took one in the bowl of souls, they might cancel you because it was worse in the big hand than Maradona's hand of God in the World Cup!

And so, another Sunday goes by at the house of his father-in-law, Vespa, better known as Nelson Piquet Souto Maior's son-in-law, in Brasília, a city with nothing interesting to do, just like the personality of Vestapen, who, when he's not in the cockpit of a Formula One happy as hell, outside of it there's that huge dislike that only loses to the dislike of Nelson Piquet, the perfect father-in-law, and the perfect son-in-law, the two get along between swearing and cursing, in fact, not even BBQ Vespa eats, he's vegan, and a teetotaler, he doesn't mess with the boring old man's wine cellar; it could only be very lucky to have a father-in-law perfect for his bad mood, as not even a world title on a podium is capable of making the most sullen Formula One driver ever smile

A perfect son-in-law in the most boring city in the world, eating barbecue next to a vegan, and the only thing missing was the black man at the party.
Roberto da Silva Rocha, professor universitário e cientista político

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