The biggest liars in the world by professional category
1 – Astrophysicists create fabulous explanations about the universe that are irrefutable by ordinary people.
2 – Systems analysts promising impossible and irrefutable services and capabilities through regression to the absurd.
3 – Used car salesmen, due to the absolute impossibility of guaranteeing the hidden past and previous uses based on maintenance and mileage.
4 – Real estate agents will do everything to close the deal to guarantee the income they have not received for months.
5 – Lawyers, suddenly abandoning the case and the client so as not to lose prestige in a difficult or controversial case.
6 – Dentists are a kind of combination of professionals from an artist sculptor, with extraordinary manual dexterity, with the precision of an excellent specialized mechanical lathe operator, delicate like a surgeon, who uses high-quality materials and high prices. If this is not the case, no course is enough to guarantee excellent work. 7 – Psychologists are therapists who try to unravel their client's behavior pattern based on the stereotypes learned in the thought matrix of that school of psychologist thinkers. If they are unable to decipher the client, they then try to impose on the client the pattern that they are capable of deconstructing and analyzing within their competence and medical experience.
8 – Call center attendants always try to sell or solve a problem that they themselves created or established in the conversation to fit into the solution scheme limited to their heuristics; then they push and lead the interlocutor to the other extensions, from one telephone extension to another, and thus make them navigate and go through a maze of services until the client realizes that they do not know exactly what they want.
9 – Journalists who almost always fulfill a politically oriented agenda for well-defined interests in accordance with the payments received by the main sponsors and image and subtext manipulators for the indoctrination and formation of public opinion of the dominant elite. 10 – Celebrities such as artists, sportspeople and media influencers seek to demonstrate an opulence of wealth that is almost always far beyond their real assets, and at the end of a cycle of success they end up in poverty and ostracism.
11 – Politicians are the most emblematic professionals of a lack of honesty and political fidelity when, on the first day of their new term, they begin to discredit the votes they received by completely and clearly distancing themselves from their own political campaign promises, which they exaggerated and lied about only to deceive the electorate and their political party and coalition partners.
12 – Neo-Pentecostal religious leaders revolutionized the meaning of tithing, of offering the donation of wealth, of alms for the religious cause, transforming the donation into a display of wealth as coming from the divine reward of the faith of each deluded believer. 13 – Car mechanics can never be considered trustworthy given their complete ignorance about the mechanics and electronics of their own cars, which are thus at the mercy of the honesty of these greedy and dangerous smart guys.
14 – Geologists often create problems in the areas of prospecting for mineral resources, especially petro-geologists, but their worst of all lies is to explain the origin of the planets, the stars, the formation of the earth and they can never prevent an earthquake or tidal wave, much less a tsunami.
15 – Biologists think they are the God who created life forms, they are so sure of their theories that there is not a single animal species that has been produced in a laboratory, so they continue to insist on the theory of the hypothesis of the spontaneous generation of life quintillions of years ago somewhere in the universe. 16 – Internet influencers and coaches to teach how to use day trading and other media model scams where they leverage an idiot to serve as a demonstration effect for simple people who believe in an anonymous person having instant success on the internet like Justin Bieber only to find out later that it was all built and leveraged by the old payola machine.
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