The biggest liars in the world by professional category
0 – Economists: worse when they try to predict the future, even worse are theorists who try to predict the past. Yes, their analyses of past events are full of sine qua nons, the conditions are so specific and purged of all non-ideal circumstances that their models work with a maximum of three independent variables simultaneously, making as many abstractions as are convenient to achieve the premeditated result. The best magician never surpasses the worst economists.
1 – Astrophysicists create fabulous explanations about the universe that are irrefutable by ordinary people.
2 – Systems analysts promising impossible and irrefutable services and capabilities through regression to the absurd.
3 – Used car salesmen, due to the absolute impossibility of guaranteeing the hidden past and previous uses based on maintenance and mileage.
4 – Real estate agents will do anything to close the deal to guarantee the income they haven't received in months.
5 – Lawyers suddenly abandon the case and the client so as not to lose prestige in a difficult or controversial case.
6 – A dentist is a kind of combination of professionals, from an artist to a sculptor, with extraordinary manual dexterity, with the precision of an excellent specialized mechanical lathe operator, delicate like a surgeon, who uses high-quality materials and high prices. If this is not the case, no course is enough to guarantee excellent work.
7 – Psychologists are therapists who try to unravel their client's behavior pattern based on the stereotypes learned in the thought matrix of that school of psychologist thinkers. If they are unable to decipher the client, they then try to impose on the client the pattern that they are capable of deconstructing and analyzing within their competence and medical experience.
8 – Call center attendants always try to sell or solve a problem that they themselves created or established in the conversation to fit into the solution scheme limited to their heuristics; then pushes and leads the caller to the other extensions from one telephone extension to another and thus makes him navigate and go through a maze of services until the customer realizes that he does not know exactly what he wants.
9 – Journalists who almost always fulfill a politically oriented agenda for well-defined interests according to the payments received by the main sponsors and image manipulators and subtexts for the indoctrination and formation of public opinion of the dominant elite.
10 – Artists, sports and media celebrities such as influencers seek to demonstrate an opulence of wealth that is almost always far beyond their real possibilities of assets, and at the end of a cycle of success they end up in poverty and ostracism. 11 – Politicians are the most emblematic professionals of lack of honesty and political fidelity when, on the first day of their new term, they begin to discredit the votes they received by completely and clearly deviating from their own political campaign promises, which they exaggerated and lied about only to deceive the electorate and their political party members and allies.
12 – Neo-Pentecostal religious leaders have revolutionized the meaning of tithing, of offering the donation of wealth, of alms for the religious cause, transforming the donation into a display of wealth as coming from the divine reward of the faith of each deluded believer.
13 – Auto mechanics can never be considered trustworthy given their complete ignorance about the mechanics and electronics of their own automobile, which is thus at the mercy of the honesty of these greedy and dangerous smart people. 14 – Geologists often create problems in the areas of mineral resource prospecting, especially petro-geologists, but their worst and favorite lie is to explain the origin of the planets, the stars, the formation of the earth, and they can never prevent an earthquake or tidal wave, much less a tsunami.
15 – Biologists think they are the God who created all life forms. They are so sure of their theories that there is not a single animal species that has been produced in a laboratory, so they continue to insist on the theory of the hypothesis of the spontaneous generation of life quintillions of years ago somewhere in the universe.
16 – Internet influencers and coaches who teach how to use day trading and other scams of the media model where they leverage an idiot to serve as a demonstration effect for simple people who believe in an anonymous person becoming an instant success on the internet like Justin Bieber, only to find out later that it was all built and leveraged by the old payola machine. 17 - Meteorology is the science that is less accurate in its predictions than astrologers and fortune tellers, palm readers, or organ grinders, they look like lucky rice balls, in fact, we prefer that they never get it right, it would be astonishing and dangerous for humanity.
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