How men deceive themselves with women
You didn't talk about women today, but I want to reflect on how unprepared men are to live with women, let's see:
a) 60 degrees Celsius on the head under a steam dryer for forty minutes in the torture salon of a paid hairdresser, or beauty salon,
b) then she has to pull out the hair from her entire body with hot wax down to the root of each hair, endure the pain and the heat,
c) then she has to wear clothes two sizes too small,
d) she will spend forty minutes having her nails filed and each cuticle on her hands properly shaved, then she will paint it and wait for it to dry without being able to touch anything,
e) then comes another session of two more hours of hair brushing, cutting and makeup,
f) all for only R$600 reais,
after all this you still think she will go out with any broke guy like us, ugly and smelly, wearing club clothes football and an old flip-flop?
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